Ninja Detained; Pirates Left Unmolested

ninja_arrest.jpgATF rids Univ. of ninja threat

ATF agents are always on alert for anything suspicious — including ninjas.

Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearm agents, on campus Tuesday for Project Safe Neighborhoods training, detained a “suspicious individual” near the Georgia Center, University Police Chief Jimmy Williamson said.

Jeremiah Ransom, a sophomore from Macon, was leaving a Wesley Foundation pirate vs. ninja event when he was detained.

Glad to see the feds on the side of pirates, for once.

2 Responses to “Ninja Detained; Pirates Left Unmolested”

  1. Amanda Says:

    Ahh the feds. If you want a much more frightening story of vigilance gone terribly awry, read up on Steve Kurtz’s case: http://www.caedefensefund.org/

  2. Joe Says:

    It’s a cautious alliance, to be sure, but what are the pirates getting out of this?

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